Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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