dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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