Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize