Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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