somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You're like the curious george of whores
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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