Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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