No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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