glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
