We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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