We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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