I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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