It's Friday. Sex?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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