Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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