i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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