ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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