why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My vagina is officially offended.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dick very happy bro
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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