just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
my liver is dry heaving
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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