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Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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