Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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