I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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