I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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