it wasn't lemon gatorade
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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