I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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