My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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