Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
last night I used snow as a chaser
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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