She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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