Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My liver just had a heart attack.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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