I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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