I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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