Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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