I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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