She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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