I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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