going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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