Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize