hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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