i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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