in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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