If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this is an emotional support booty call
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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