I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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