Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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