he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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