Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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