There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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