what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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