So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
