I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You're a waste of cheezeits
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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