my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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