Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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