Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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