the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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