Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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