any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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