Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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