Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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