so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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