I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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