Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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