We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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